Plenty of people find getting ready tedious, especially when it involves putting on a complex outfit with plenty of layers, but Glorp tries to think of it as meditative instead. Today, he starts with a skin tight insulative layer. He slides it up one leg and then the other, making sure that each stirrup is in exactly the right place to keep it from riding up. Then, he stands, getting the material up and over his hips before tucking his arms into the sleeves. The...